Well as it turns out, their Magazine is now Cracked.com, and they did a beautiful feature story about Cuddle Sanctuary! Wait, huh? Shouldn’t they make fun of us in the most absurd way? The article strikes a lovely balance of silly commentary and a lot of valuable information about the benefits of healthy touch. In fact the title of the article is Six Reasons America is Starting to Pay for Cuddle Parties. Here are a few they explore:

6. We Need Touch to Stay Sane

5. It Teaches Awkward People About Consent

4. It’s Basically Prostitution Without Sex

Intriguing yes? Do you agree? Want to know more? Check out the article here!